DUMB WAYS TO DIE LYRICS

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as pirana bait Refrain: Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie Refrain Invite a physco-killer inside Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Refrain Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, what's this red button do? Refrain Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest way to die The dumbest way to die The dumbest way to di-ie-ie-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die